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Link Roundup // August 2nd, 2011

Photo by Myke Yeager Photography

This is such a cute idea! Give a surprise ball as a gift.

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Clients From Hell gets me really worked up after reading a few pages. I've had some conversations with clients that definitely belong on this website.

Client: The website looks great, but I think we need more images of children. Do you have a database of images of children that we could take from…?

A second e-mail arrives a few moments later. 

Client: I just realized what I was asking. Please ignore and delete all my e-mails with the subject line “Need photos of children.”

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Client: Well… we just want the logo to be less corn-related. Can you just make it less corn-like? 

Me: I’m sorry? I was under the impression was that this was exactly what you were looking for.

Client: No, no, it is. It is! But we discussed it and we think people would probably be bored by the whole corn part. So let’s make it less corn-related.

Me: I must not be understanding. The product you’re trying to sell is still corn, right?

Client: Yes. But try not to draw to much attention to that.

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"HELP! I can’t send or receive email."

— Sent via email.

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Zoetica Ebb's Kickstarter page for D4RT is up! Donate if you can to help her start an art program in Yantaló, Peru.

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I found these on Tumblr and found these amusing. I am on a huge Harry Potter kick.

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Wait, You Don’t Listen to Barry White While Applying for Jobs?

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New Celebrity Sandwiches

The Charlie Sheen: Pudding and macaroni salad served in a banana skin.  This sandwich obviously has some serious problems, but no one will address them.  Everyone will just laugh that it’s still on the menu.

The Mark Zuckerberg: Pastrami on a stack of pictures of you from the last nine years.  Developed at a deli co-owned by his best friend, who is no longer an owner of that deli.  Mark does not want to talk about it.

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Why don't you try to do something different for the next 30 days. It could change your life.